cunterfuck

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

by Mr. T May 5, 2004

cunterific

The art of being a fabulous, or terrific, cunt.

Jill made some guy sing "I'm a Little Teapot" in order to recieve his wallet that she had found and informed him to address her as MS. Cunt. It was a cunterific day.

by Melanie Hale September 9, 2008

Cuntery

1. Acting in a cunt like manner

2. Getting others to behave in a cunt like manner

What kind of cuntery is this?

by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009

Cuntservative

A woman who, in spite being educated, having a high-profile career and enjoying many of the other rights obtained by feminism, hates feminists. Note that this hatred is often used as a tool to "suck up" to backwards-thinking colleagues or superiors, most of whom are divorced, obese men.

Dr. Laura, a working mother who once had a successful radio program, often claims that all women should abandon their careers to raise families. She's not just a hypocrite... she's a cuntservative republicunt!

by Mad_Hell October 18, 2008

cuntkerchief

An extremely short skirt. A bit larger than a belt. Not much bigger than your average hankerchief...

Dude #1: Did you see that chick's skirt?
Dude #2: More like "cuntkerchief"

by ozwegian October 12, 2005

cuntcur

1 - To HATE that something is the way that it is, but you still have to agree.

2 - To agree with something but be really bitchy about it.

Definition 1:
Person 1 - I noticed that your husband wears Crocs. I hate how ugly those things are.

Person 2 - I have to cuntcur with you.

Definition 2:
He had no choice but to cuntcur that he had ruined the evening for everyone.

by The Cunning Linguist of Hate August 7, 2010

cuntcrepes

A vagina with generous labial tissue that makes folds resembling the pastry crepes.

Holy strawberry cuntcrepes, batman!

by Scrote Scratcher August 1, 2011