Cummerbund

When a male cums himself when a girl touches his lower body. Mostly near the inner thigh, leg area.

That girl made me cummerbund myself when her hand skitter across my leg.

I cummerbunded myself when that hot girl grabbed my thigh.

by Michael the big sexy May 11, 2019

Cummer Hung Up

The term for multiple orgasms, usually lasting over an extended period of time of sexual intercourse. The sex is so intense, there may be orgasms just thinking about it later!

She had so many orgasms fucking her man last night, it was like her cummer hung up! She woke up a couple of hours after they had sex, looked at him sleeping and she had another orgasm just thinking about it.

by Scoggles November 14, 2013

Cummer’s Remorse

The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”

The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

cummerphobia

fear of the cummerbunds

-i can’t stand that gc called the cummerbunds

bruh that’s cummerphobia

by cummerbunds February 16, 2021

Furious Cummer

When you are having sex and you shoot cum into the girls eyes, mouth, and womb. Then she proceeds to punch your balls ack furiously because you made her pregnant and blind.

Dayum son, did you see my friend? He was being a furious cummer last night dawg!

by Dallas Steamer September 11, 2016

shit cummer

One who cums shit. Not to be confused with a cum shitter - very different ratios.

That fella turned out to be a real shit cummer.

by AlabamaShitFarmer April 6, 2020

Cummercial Enterprise

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.

Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009