comethefuckon

An expression of surprise and/or skepticism

When Lafawnda told me she'd won the lottery and would be moving out o' her momma's house, I said "Comethefuckon! You really won the lottery?"

When Terrell said he was goin' marry his baby momma, Jermaine said, "Comethefuckon! You really goin' marry that ho?"

by Ghetto Scribe June 24, 2006

Cumehameha

The cumehameha- verb- while having sex you are standing and she is laying down on her back while you are mounted. as you are about to finish you proclaim "Cumehameha!" you pull out, spin around and fart as hard as you can.

"Bro I cumehameha'd Cindy last night, she was so pissed she kicked me in the dragon balls"

by berry mckokkiner September 10, 2018

Cumet

When a guy blows his load on a girl with such force that she gets knocked out to outer space and see stars.

Victor: Hey Breadbixth, what's up?
Breadbixth: Nothing much man, just gave that Inuyasha a cumet!
Julian: Sick dude!
Victor: Cowabunga dude!

by voladelic.vv April 4, 2017

Cumathon

When several males get together and proceed to, as fast as they can and at the same time, cum on a piece of bread. The last one to cum fully on the load-- err, I mean loaf of bread has to slowly eat it, in front of all of his friends, while they, laughing hysterically, take videos on their cell phones.

Duuude look at this picture of our cumathon yesterday; Jerry ate that whole fucking loaf of bread!

by Frank Dizzy November 5, 2008

Cumthrax

That act of ejaculating into a postage envelope with malicious intent to the receiver.

“I will admit that on the seventh of May, 2009; I (name) send a letter containing Cumthrax to the owner of Monticello.”

by ProfanEDDIE June 9, 2015

Comethian

An advocate for methamphetamine spreading the knowledge and obscure facts about everything using sarcasm and humor.

Being a comethian is tedious yet fulfilling.

by FetchiBexi March 16, 2022

Russian Cumette

When multiple men ejaculate into a single condom with a small hole in the end. the condom is then used on a female. Who ever's child is born wins.

Fuck bro lets Russian Cumette that local ganger down at the pub.

by BSSSDGAF September 8, 2013