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cumberbatch

An insult used as a reference to male genitalia. It can used as a substitute to words like prick or tool.
You dirty cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.
by Toprameneesha February 23, 2014
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Cumberland Beach

Cumberland Beach is a beautiful community just north of, the substantially less beautiful,Orillia. Cumberland Beach has 2 convenience stores located directly across the road from one another, 1 public school that only provides to kindergartens-grade 4 before shipping them off to Ardtrea.
As there is little police traffic traveling through this little slice of heaven, it is commonplace to see a neighbour out and about with an open bottle of alcohol.
"Hey, man, Cumberland Beach is great."
"Dude, wanna head down to the corner store in Cumberland Beach that's on the left side of the road? It's better."
by BLEOAVCEHR April 18, 2009
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Rexel Cumberland

Rexel Cumberland pencils are usually used for drawing, calligraphy or watercolour.
by Nausikaa July 22, 2010
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Cumberbatch

verb

1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).

2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.

Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.

I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
by Jimothy Longstein May 1, 2014
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Cumberbatch

The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.

(also: getting Cumberbatched)
"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."

"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"
by whipbuckstarcream August 14, 2014
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Cumberbatched

Pertaining to a certain Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch, the term Cumberbatched refers to;

1. The state of complete awe and fangirl/boying at which it becomes difficult to function normally in the presence of Cumberbatch (even if his presence is merely the organisation of pixels on a screen.)

2. Also refers to a something which sucked before, but, by having an association with him, becomes inherently more awesome.
Cumberbitch 1: OMG LOOK IT'S BENNY HE'S SO AMAZING HE IS SO WONDERFUL I WISH I KNEW HIM ASDFGHSDFHKJFDHkfs -mindsplosion-
Cumberbitch 2: YOU'VE BEEN CUMBERBATCHED.
by That cumberbitch December 28, 2010
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cumberland puss

gettin some pussy while wearing timberland boots, preferably pink colored ones
Miles: can we do it cumberland puss style because i hate taking off my pink timberland boots
Mere: NO YOU LOOK LIKE A MEXICAN FAG IN THOSE BOOTS
by Daqutee March 16, 2010
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