cumquat

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn

shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.

by david September 23, 2004

cumakazi

One who sucks so much semen as to need to be taken to a Hospital Emergency Room.

Rod Stewart was an alledged cumakazi.

by DeLas Manstandin March 19, 2009

cumquat

a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

cumquat

The wording used when calling one's pet quat.

<whistle> <whistle> Here boy! C'mon! Cumquat! 'Das it! Cumquat! Who's a goood boy?

by Toopoopouloop August 7, 2009

cumquat

An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship

Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!

by S. Butterball September 16, 2008

cumcuat

Lack of intelligence in some one you are sexually active with.

You're a cumcuat, please stop talking to me.

by Bigdaddyshrimpdick June 15, 2016

Cumquat

A motherless daughter.

That bitch has no mom,what a Cumquat.

by Maryknowss March 24, 2016