cutezilla

N.) A really, really cute person! A person so cute that if you were to cut them open, they'd be made up of candy floss and bon bons. Even if this cutie was a city-wrecking monster, no one would be able to stop them because no one would want to destroy such a cutie. CUTE!

Why thank you kind sir, you are such a CUTEZILLA!

by bettyblt April 12, 2011

cockzilla

adult male, seen in the vicinity of springfeild, kentucky, with a supposedly large wang.

cockzilla just rode into springfield with his brother, king dong.

by marcos esquandolas July 3, 2006

Cuntzilla

1. The most evil and obnoxious of all professors who is rude, arrogant, unorganized, unclear, and who couldn't teach if their life depended on it.

syn: Dr. Okobi

Man, Dr. Okobi is such a cuntzilla, she gave us all this work and none of it makes any sense!

by Zeebadoo April 21, 2009

Cuntzilla

1. n. - The hellish, massive (and often putrid) creature whose plan is to devour any man that tries to fuck it. (see, 'Reverse Birth')

2. adj. - A bitchy woman with a large, gaping vagina.

"That woman I saw last night wouldn't leave me alone! She was like cuntzilla!"

or

"RUN! IT'S CUNTZILLA!!"

by CPROS++D November 29, 2009

cockpillagingassrammer

The sender of the letter that you have to pay 2 dollars for receiving the letter telling you to pay 2 dollars.

from Hellbenders episode "Applooza"

Sincerely, Cockpillagingassrammer

by Wolumn November 2, 2017

Cockzilla

The exxagerated nickname I give to my penis. Cock because thats what it is...a cock, and Zilla is e reference to the great film adaptation of a giant human protecting reptile Godzilla films from back in the 60's and 70's.

Karla: Lonnie you are a blessed man. Most of the guys I have dealt with either cum quick, or their dick just isn't big enough. It doesn't hit that spot like yours does.

Lonnie: Oh, you mean ol cockzilla? I pounded it out hunh?

Karla: Yeah you did. My coochie is sore.

Lonnie: Well, you know...when you got one o' deeze.

Karla: (giggle giggle giggle)

Lonnie: You just let me know when you are ready. Hit that again. Next time let it grow though. I'm tired of it shaved.

by the recipient of one June 15, 2009

Cockzilla

Used to express a rather large penis. Be careful, as this word can be easily exaggerated to make it sound like someone else's dick is rather large.

Boyfriend: I'm like cockzilla down there
Girlfriend: Oh yeah? I bet you can't even fill me up.

by HumanDictionary69 June 18, 2018