Crypto conservative 

The term is used to imply that an individual or group keeps this support or admiration hidden to avoid political persecution or political suicide.

"John is a crypto conservative because he works at very liberal job and doesn't want to get harassed at work if people find out."

Crypto conservative by SilverLayers April 1, 2023

crypto native 

The term "crypto native" is used as a noun and typically means one of two things:

1) A crypto native person can refer to someone who bought crypto before owning any other asset (stocks, bonds, etc.) in their life. It can also mean a person who is extremely familiar with crypto currencies and associated platforms and typically uses crypto currencies in their day to day life.

2. A crypto native business is a decentralized protocol that enables a function currently served by CeFi or tradFi. It can also refer to any business whose primary function involves cryptocurrencies.

Did you know that John has owned Bitcoin since 2011? He's a real crypto native.

Have you ever heard of Nansen AI? It's a crypto native AI company.

Coinbase is a crypto native business but their target audience isn't crypto native people.

crypto native by sky_stones November 5, 2021

crypto-hooker 

Phrase coined by Tucker Carlson to apparently mean someone who claims to be a stripper but is in reality a prostitute. According to Mr. Carlson it can be assumed that all strippers are in fact crypto-hookers. Also, according to his legal scholarship, such individuals offer less reliable evidence in courts of law and thus testimony from them should not be taken seriously even though they are under oath.

Tucker Carlson asserted that the testimony of a woman allegedly raped at an off-campus party hosted by members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team "is to be taken ... a little differently" from that of "an ordinary person" because she is "a crypto-hooker" who "hires herself out to dance naked in front of and ... sometimes sleep with ... strangers." From Media Matters

crypto-hooker by daiglo May 5, 2006

crypto bandito

One who obtains crypto currency to help the poor.

" Crypto Bandito , It begins here my friends!" www.cryptobandito.com

crypto bandito by Crypto Bandito September 2, 2017

Crypto Pedo 

Crypto enthusiasts who prey on people who are young in the crypto scene, taking advantage of them because they don't know any better

Swyftx are crypto pedos

Crypto Pedo by kighafreewren January 15, 2021

Crypto-Cuck 

Someone who invests large sums of money into crypto-currencies, such as bitcoin, right before their values plummet.

Carl invested 5000$ into bitcoin the day before their stocks crashed, Carl is such a crypto-cuck.

Crypto-Cuck by Gromitzy January 20, 2018

Crypto-fat 

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).

Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.

Crypto-fat by Art Heej February 19, 2011