Crutchet

A person who is both ratchet and crunk

Woah man, that chick was super Crutchet Yesterday!
Yea, I saw the hoe in the bra and underwear blacked out on the floor.

by yoloma October 15, 2013

cretches

A word used when you come in clutch but when you used 2 or more things that aren’t the best and make something out of it.

“Hey no way did you bang both 4s?”
“Oh ya bud the cretches made me do it, two 4s make an 8”

by cretches March 9, 2019

crutched

Past tense for aiding or helping someone

My teamates crutched me in that game i wouldnt have been able to win without them

by LSDLSDLSDLSDLSD November 19, 2020

cruchess

the singular form of the term “nooks and crannies”. A small crack, corner or space between two objects.

Don’t forget to sweep that cruchess.

by cruchessTM December 2, 2020

Crutched

Helped to the point of extreme aid. Needlessly assisted.

Too supported.

That girl is so crutched. I hate being crutched, I am a free spirit.

by Becthy July 2, 2023

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 12, 2017

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019