Crustified Yetti Sphincter

1. Male or Female, an obease, nasty barnicle infested creature with ugly hair and unforseen features.
2. A fat nasty person.
3. A person with crusty skin leasions or dirty skin

See that dude over there buying those 10 whoppers, thats a fuckin crustified yetti sphincter

by The Nugget August 30, 2006

Crustiness

Large build ups of ones dead skin skills on ones elbows, knees and feet (back foot bunions)

That bitch takes Crustiness to a whole new level. coco butter seriously needed

by crustalicious August 10, 2012

crustivitis

A severe case of mutated vaginitis, where the discharge begins to scab over.

Donna: DAMNIT!!

Phillis: What's the matter?

Donna: MY THINGY ITCHES... AND IT'S THE WRONG COLOR!

Phillis: Uhhhh.... Why don't you try "washing" it??

Donna: NO WAY!@! - IT'LL GET WET! - *sneezes - violently... scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.

Phillis: HOLY $#$^ !!! - You've got crustivitis!

by H.A.D.E November 7, 2010

Crustification

When you're baking and the batter begins to make a crust or has become crusty. Can also use crustify.

"The crustification of the bread makes all the difference!"

"Come here and watch the dough crustify"

by ButcherBaker April 18, 2013

crustilicious

crustilicious is a term used when someone is so crusty that other people start to like them despite their crusty ways.

Did you hear that funny joke she said, she’s so crustilicious.

My bestfriend is so weird she’s actually crustilicious, I love her

There’s a fine line between crusty and crustilicious.

by riri kez January 14, 2019

Crustinance

The that annoying shiz in the corner of your eyes.

Carlos said to Julia, “When I woke up this morning I had a crustinance in my eye.”

Julia said, “well that sucks!”

by CarlitoTheCuban June 15, 2019

Crustine

Crustine is a wonderful streamer who also goes by the name HotnessSadline.

She received her name after producing crusty content. She is an avid fan of the epic games store in particular Dungeons 3 which was free on there for a short period of time. Some people say she's is still playing Dungeons 3 to this day.

Did you see Crustine's stream? It was so good this week! Crustine forgot to wear pants!

by angelotortoise November 20, 2020