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crunt

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.
I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."
by m4ch0 August 16, 2008
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crunktackular

adj. A state in which one is crunk (crazy + drunk) and tacky to a spectacular level. Similar to tacky fabulous, but requires a high level of drunkenness or some other form of intoxication.
After those Grey Goose lemon drops, I must have been pretty crunktackular. I woke up in the backseat of a Hummer with three broken nails and no panties.

Did that bitch just vomit into her Dior clutch? Crunktackular!
by Tacky Bitch July 25, 2006
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crunktional

when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.
me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.
by kareem abdul jabar September 20, 2008
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Crenitivity

Having or showing high amounts of creativity or hyperactivity of mind at night, especially just before sleeping. It effect is very powerful and can help the person solve high degree abstract/mental intensive tasks.
Might also include procrastinating...
I will think about think at night, I am filled with crenitivity then.
by Aroson September 23, 2021
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crunt

Portmanteau of crazy and cunt. Used when the cunt in question is also fucking nuts.
Sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend Lisa. What a crunt!
by skullmuffins November 14, 2010
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crunt pig

A word of affection usually given to a man or boy in some areas of the south west of england
by Harry Bell June 1, 2007
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cunitch

Someone who complains alot and always unhappy. A cunt and a bitch at the same time is a cunitch.
She is a cunitch today.
by Perkyj62 May 26, 2016
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