cummer

Someone who loves to cum.

Johnny is very horny, he's a straight-up cummer.

by bk669 October 30, 2003

crumper

Crumper is a derogatory term used against british people. It comes from the word crumpet (= someone who eats crumpet), following the stereotype that british people eat crumpets.

"This guy has a funny accent. I think he might be a crumper."

by rxzpxtxn September 14, 2020

Cummer Avenue

A shitty area in Toronto where international students, illegal immigrants, refugees, basement asians and poor people live in rooming houses, garages, sheds and basements for low money. This area is near a hood called finch Avenue and Scarborough also.

Cummer avenue is the shittiest street in Toronto easily.

by Santasquad100 August 28, 2023

Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

dirty cummer

Someone who is careless with their ejaculate. Usually getting it everywhere, and not cleaning it up.

"yea guys, I'm a dirty cummer. I just throw it on my wall when I'm done"

by Tally225 May 24, 2017

Naiynuh Cummer

A best friend is a person who is able to engage in chaos, be the glue, there through thick and thin, a listener, a mood lifter, a gossiper, constructive criticism giver and a supporter. In the text, Martiy'cel’s life as a dumbass, it is evident through her strong nature that Naiynuh Cummer is one of the biggest reasons for Martiy'cel’s success and happiness. Cummer plays a large role in determining Martiy'cel’s everyday decisions and motives, and together they are a powerful duo, one needing the other to thrive. The author, God, utilises the techniques of sugar, spice, and everything nice, to reinforce the salubrious bond between these two characters. Arguably, the relationship between these two is the primary reason for this shows success, amongst the dynamic of their friend group, Martiy'cel’s sociopathy, Cybthia’s therapist nature, Behat’nu’s theft dilemma, Naiynuh’s kinkiness and Karthik’s accurate portrayal of the cancer zodiac sign. However, without the character Naiynuh in this text, the entire novel would be complete and utter chaos; and not the good kind. Through her INFP personality, coupled with her Libra origins, Naiynuh Cummer is the ultimate best friend, glue and mediator archetype of this friend group, and it is clear that none of the above mentioned deserves her.

Friend 1: Is that Naiynuh Cummer?

Friend 2: Yeah! Look how hot she is!
Friend 3: I would bang.
Friend 4: Have you also heard she is an amazing friend?
Friend 2: The whole package.
Naiynuh: What r u guys talking about?
Behat'nu (friend 3): nothing 😏

by NAIYNUH HATER October 6, 2020

Cremmer

A Man Who Enjoys Sex and Does So much he will run round on streets raping children , men , women even Animals. Whoever he can imedeately fuck. and groans and screams Loudly during intercourse.

Hey, Zac look at that Cremmer going at that Cat,
He's Really Going For It.

Fapfapfap

by The spez August 10, 2009