cummed

To ejaculate your man juices on or in someone/something.

I cummed all over TFX when he banned me.

by TFX June 27, 2006

crumped

adj. drunk.

Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 2003. A modification of crunked.

See also crumpt.

Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped.

by mmm...nah July 15, 2004

mentally cummed

When you have been sufficienly and generously satisfied mentally. It is the zenith of mental pleasure, espcially amongst intellectuals or it can be just some funny comment or remark said or written so well that it can can make the recipients of the remark or comment say "Well that made my day"

"Man that book by Jose was so eloquent and so fantastic, it was quite stimulating and fantastic...I am mentally cummed"

"Our math teacher mentally cummed himself when he found a type in your SAT workbook"

"Network TV mentally cums on America everyday"

by Edgar Him November 12, 2007

Crumped out

To space out. Unresponsive to questions. Starring into space while someone is talking to you.

Man, that dude was crumped out, all he said was 'huh'

by topgas March 17, 2010

Crumped

when you go somewhere for an easy job and it all goes to shit

I was supposed to have an early knock off today but I got crumped

by Pegabro June 21, 2018

Sucka Cummed

When a female unexpectedly receives a load in her face by her male counter part.

Geoff was ready to finish, and intentionally blew his load straight into Nancy's unsuspecting right eye. She realized she had just been sucka cummed!

by Datlife August 26, 2013

crumbed cutlet

It is a sandy vagina

sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet

by Daniel P Amos May 27, 2008