ass crud

Matter and liquid that appears on the back side of the top of a toilet seat. The matter is usually underwear lint flecks while the liquid is often the afterbirth of diarreah.

I wiped away Larry Dales's ass crud with a paper towel and then took to the seat.

The ass crud was dry so I had to lick the toilet seat and THEN wipe it off.

by Hcaz Sakraf February 14, 2008

Crudmuffins

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.

"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.

by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

crude carrier

A pickup truck carrying a number of frat boys in the bed.

On the way to class, I was almost run over by a crude carrier of frat guys.

by fratastic1 October 21, 2011

cruise crud

The onset of upper respiratory infections, following a vacation aboard a cruise ship.

Avoid the lido deck, if you don't want to catch cruise crud.

by ChadleyMeow September 4, 2016

Pumping crude

Having anal sex after taking your bitch to Qdoba, expecting a full shit geyser that night.

Bro..... didn't know my bitch hit Doba....fucked my bed up pumping crude tonight...

by Freakish_dong July 20, 2020

Criddling

Tweaker speak from the Great Northwest, specifically Eugene, Oregon. A term to define the act of gaffing, stealing, or generally jacking of shit. Fueled by math, and sleep deprivation.

" Me and my homeboy were out criddling last night, got a garage full of loot from the South Hills...."

by K2dab n Bible Dan February 5, 2017

cruddie

Person who sucks all the joy and humor right out of you.

Bob: Was that a dementor?
Steve: No, it was a cruddie.
Bob: Same difference.

by SexyHo June 14, 2004