Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.

Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

by The Heretic December 5, 2007

sweet light crude

Oil. What will soon be costing upwards of $120 a barrel.

I hope the prices of sweet light crude don't go up any higher, otherwise I may have to sell my body so that I can pay for gas.

by Sweet N Low May 6, 2008

CruDe Excel

Kid that thinks he's good but really bad. He can't play call of duty worth a crap

"CruDe Excel is really good"
"Are you high bro? He's garbage"

by Avera March 8, 2013

crude fumbling

when you fuck a girl and proceed to act like you are drunk. it feels good.

I went to her house and I was crude fumbling.

by Siiiiiui November 14, 2016

Crude

When you are pretty cute but rude at the same time.

By Marvin M. and Carlos P.

You are just so crude!

Man how can she be so crude?

by Marvs.m December 18, 2017

crude

worst backyard wrestler ever

Greely: Have you seen Crude wrestle?!
Jaeguen: I was disgusted!

by @imfruityasf April 25, 2020

Crude awakening

When we're finally awakened by a shocking truth that our chance to avoid the most severe impacts from burning fossil fuels is fast moving out of reach

The world is in a crude awakening from the key findings of the latest IPCC report.

by clean_energy_access_now March 27, 2023