Crotchquake

Crotchquake is what's caused for the viewer when a person moves crotch-first into a video camera, causing the video camera to shake.

Bruce Springsteen caused a crotchquake for the entire viewing audience of Superbowl XLIII, by sliding on his knees across the stage into a camera during his halftime show.

by h-dog w/ spizy must'd February 1, 2009

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

Crotchular area

The word you use when you don't want to say the words 'penis', 'balls', or 'vagina' out loud.

Doctor - "Where does it hurt?"
Guy - "In my...'crotchular area'."

by Gruntified November 4, 2007

crotchamus

A term used by GloZell Green in her "Alejandro Video Translation" video that means, roughly, genitalia.

She got all those crosses on her crotchamus.

by Hugh G. Butts October 4, 2010

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005

crotchular

the crotchular area, better known as your crotch and or the space being occupied between your legs.

dude these pants look awesome but the crotchular area is seriously givin me some issues here

by AndiLeaMissouri December 12, 2010

crotchout

when your crotch says "hi" from wearing a very short skirt or dress!

my mom was getting out of the limo & was wearing a very short skirt....and i screamed "mom crotchout" .

by Breezy Haakenson October 27, 2011