crotchdité

An appetizer before the BJ, a combination of crotch and crudité.

Rishy: You let him dip his balls in your mouth like it was a bird bath?

Aietzhunn: It was just a crotchdité, not the main course. An amuse bouche, if you will.

by Rishysan April 21, 2009

crotchie

Another word for vagina or the heel of a mother's foot. Often missused as a baby's rattle.

oh damm! my crotchie is bleeeeeeeeeeeeding!

by crotchiesbleed April 24, 2010

Crotchier

To have a large genital area. To have a large cameltoe or package.
To have a foul odered crotch area.

My blind date was a little crotchier than I had expected. Or. In a blindfold test, girl #3 was quite crotchier than girl #1.

by Redsonja101 October 20, 2019

Crutchfielded

To suffer unduly due to incompetence and poor planning of a junior executive hoping to one day rise to the next level. To work harder than necessary due to another’s poor planning.

Sorry dude, I can’t meet you for a beer, I just got Crutchfielded.

by CarlChilders April 16, 2021

catchfirejules

the hottest, most delicious, scrumptious person, who is also my spouse. they are obsessed with calum hood and have crazy ass toes and a single long toe hair on the big one. so cute am i right?? they are the number one catch fire stan, and we are co-owners of close as strangers by 5sos!! also, they are dating kaykay blaisdell (confirmed)

Ur married to changeyourticketmate? You must be catchfirejules!

by lashtonsmorestan July 20, 2021