by Saber-Haygen July 29, 2008
Get the crotchel hug mug.This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.
Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"
by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009
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When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."
"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."
by Ellbee February 1, 2009
Get the Crotched the camera mug.To accidentally "crotch pocket" an item. To accidentally place an item in the general area of your crotch.
by itsworthashot September 5, 2009
Get the Crotchteded mug.Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
by raisindisliker June 17, 2018
Get the Crotched mug.When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,
The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023
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by Blubberboi January 3, 2026
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