guatemalan crotch cricket

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.

Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.

by michael falls December 18, 2008

croch crickets

Crabs , body lice , unspeakable things that live in the croch area. Been there so long that they are full grown and huge in size.

Damn , she has a bad case of croch crickets !

by icecaps August 8, 2009

crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

crotch cricket

That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.

Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.

by forever rebel June 21, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

crotch cricket

same meaning of the word crabs

Dirty women give you crotch crickets.

by skylar012 December 9, 2008