Crispillingus

The act of ripping open a bag of crisps and licking out the salt and potato fragments in the corners.

Glowering, Reginald ripped open the near empty bag of salt-and-vinegar and performed an act of ecstatic crispillingus on it.

by Viktor Vee October 28, 2008

Crisp Lettuce

Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.

Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?

Bro 2. Titty Bar?

Bro 1. Shit yeah!

Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.

Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.

Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?

Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.

by Dbos617 May 22, 2009

Crisper Gang

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake

Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang

by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

cosplay

The way to cosplay is to have fun

?: "I cant cosplay her, Shes white and im brown."
?2: "Just have fun, people who say its wrong, are wrong."

by Danganronpa biggest fan October 27, 2019

Crisp'n Fruity Rice

A knock off of the popular cereal brand "Fruity Pebbles" often found in poor southern homes. Consists of multi-colored cardboard bits.

I love my Crisp'n Fruity Rice, now if I could only afford some milk!

by DaBamBam December 2, 2010

CHOSP

Bit of a chosp= bit of a dick

Chairman Mau was a bit of a chosp

by Thediceman10 February 15, 2019

Crispin

thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?

I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.

by Krkič September 17, 2019