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Garth Crooks

by Jimmy93 November 10, 2009
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Crokus

Dude, did you see the crokus on that chick with a dick!? What a huge gash! That thing would beat you over the head with it's shaft and then swallow you whole! That's the last time I go to the strip club in southwest Georgia!
by KPGoDawgs August 28, 2014
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Owen Crooks

A person who is more superior than everyone else he also talks alot which annoys everybody, its funny
Random person : Have you seen Owen Crooks
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one
by The Superior Owen October 13, 2019
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crooks and castles

some shitty pseudo thug tough guy clothing that appeals to mostly blacks, hispanics and asians that normally think they are tough and normally are loser tool bags that are very trendy or scene-ee.
mike:"hey matt look at that tool bag that just walked in the bar with his crooks and castles clothing" matt: " yea he's a pure douche bag walking around like he can't be broken"
by dennt December 31, 2013
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crooksy

A word used in ancient bosnian to describe the act in which men have sexual relationships ontop of a large gathering of beavers.
Man... last night i was so wasted! - i have an uneasy feeling me and muel performed a crooksy!
by Allahbeback May 26, 2006
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croakusapokus

It means off the hizzy fo shizzy, but in white lingo.
Oh man, this is off the croakusapokus!
by homes July 17, 2003
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Halfway Crooks

A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.
Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks
by DJ_Sikk October 10, 2016
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