Collid

when two things bump into each other

collide? when two things bump into each other

by cinbin February 15, 2017

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Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.

Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!

by Doinkz! October 19, 2020

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Collid

He is very short, handsom, black, and muscular. They call people "silly" a lot. They're very concieted. They like to use foul language as much as possible, such as: fuck, bitch, hell, etc. They a lot of times think they can get whatever girl they want. They most times have very deep voices. Sometimes they are diabetic. They also like to tell people what to do.

"Look at that short black bodybuilder."
"He looks like a Collid."

by Shaquiquiqui February 5, 2013

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