CROCKED

When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.

You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.

Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.

I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.

I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.

by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021

crickey

a beloved word used by Steve Irwin on several occasions
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"Crickey she's a beaut!"

by lizzzzy September 5, 2006

crockery

The act, or art of making false statements or claims. Similar to bullshittery, but often associated with conspiracy theory Crockumentaries where factoids are strung together in a 'convincing' way to 'prove' an alternative theory.

The University of YouTube is a vestibule of crockery for the conspiracy buff.

by G Wizz March 1, 2017

Super Ateri Crockett

a super ateri crocket is a person or thing that is not cool or not funny

josh monson was like im hanging with you tonight my response was super ateri crockett your a fucking loser

by Arthur Denmon June 11, 2008

crockenstocks

the foam version of Birkenstocks that look like a combination of Crocs and Birks

PERSON 1: “Are those your new Crocs??”
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?

by JLC24 September 1, 2018

betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

by erudyne March 21, 2016

wavey crockett

Wavey Crockett is the term create by the wave god Charlie Wingate also known as Max b. Wavey Crockett is to be shown and or known as being cool, awesome and nonchalant.

Peep son over there. He looking like the wavey Crockett out in these streets.

by Supremexbape March 14, 2017