Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

clipless

Requiring no clip.

Clipless bicycle pedals require no toe straps and are disengaged by rotating the foot.

by Reuel Titus October 20, 2003

crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

by Greg B. November 3, 2006

Cripples

A bunch of people who are physically disabled and are unable to move with great ease.

“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”

by Redbaron June 17, 2020

chiplessness

A heady mix of the disappointment, relief, guilt and hunger felt when unwittingly dipping your hand into a bag of chips, only to find you already finished the bag.

I was engrossed in my TV show, when all of a sudden I was struck by a pang of chiplessness

by Eternally Rockin November 24, 2020

jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone

cringy sin
"oH JeeBuS CRisPieS"

by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017

Chicken Crispers

When Clay and Hayden feed each other dinner in bed at the end of a long day.
"Is that a Chicken Crisper or you just happy to see me."

I'm so ready for my chicken crispers with my boo later.

by Trinity of Chili's February 8, 2020