crimp

n. A rock climbing term for a small handhold. Since crimp holds protrude from the rock by an inch or less, it is usually only possible to grip them with the first pad on each finger. Crimps are also referred to as "crimpers."

v. To use or hold a crimp hold while rock climbing.

Other forms - crimpy (adj.), crimptastic (adj.), crimpalicious (adj.)

Climber: Ugh, it's that stupid crimp that's keeping me from sending the route.

Dave: How the hell do I climb this route?
John: Just crimp your way up, man! Easy as pie!
Dave: (rolls eyes)

Emily: What's this route like?
Ryan: Crimpy all the way up. How's your finger strength?

by thispseudonymisnottaken December 10, 2010

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

Criptace

A person that carrys you in a game, also used to say he is a good player.

Sometimes even called an orange.

Well done criptace, my friend the orange

by Captaingecoo August 5, 2016

Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.

Look at that girl over there being Crumpty.

by Aayla T December 28, 2017

Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

Crompton

1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet.

2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.

Man, I would have caught that beer if you hadn't Cromptoned it!

by VolsTotheWall September 15, 2009

Chicken Crimpy

The accidental act of one testicle slipping from your tight fitting underpants or budgie smugglers and being trapped between underpant and thigh.

Rushing to be first in the pool Luiz's poorly fitting budgie smugglers caused a rather embarrassing Chicken Crimpy to emerge that didnt delight family or friends

by baggers September 25, 2014