crippling depreston

When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression

Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"

by Cereal Guy November 16, 2016

crimping

See Mighty Boosh episode "Crimp"

To randomly make a song ad libbing.

You can literally sing about anything as below....

The Soup crimping song in the "Mighty Boosh"

Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup

by chris pert January 11, 2008

crippling diareah

Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.

The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.

by AK-49 July 3, 2005

Crippling

Something that is so ridiculously pitiful that it hurts you.

The shriveled up little dumpster baby was so crippling that I killed myself.

by JuccBoi April 4, 2020

crimping my style

to be bothersome to the point of ruining one's day or event. Can be confused with 'cramping my stlye' which is an equivalent expression.

When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are crimping my style.

by ascan2 August 2, 2008

Crippling dick

When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.

“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”

by conservativecassie May 28, 2018

cripingtons

similar in origin to cripes, but referring to a more extreme situation ( vulgar in some circles). seemingly concieved by a british trumpeter in the 90's

*hits thumb with hammer* cripingtons!

by OndRaSe January 6, 2006