Cryberbation

When you are so broke, sad and lonely, you must use your own tears for lubricant when masterbating.

Years of on-line dating had cost Tim a fortune and left his so sad, broke and confused that he had to resort to cryberbation.

by Timpon68 February 7, 2013

chibernate

To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:

Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question

Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning

A robust cable package including all premium channels

4x4 car

Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?

by chameleon November 4, 2014

Crimber

To remove a chunk from something or someone.

Dude that guy got absolutely crimbered by that shark

by MRNO March 1, 2022

Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax December 10, 2011

crybert

Whining and bitching needlessly

It's not that deep, stop being a crybert

by Matthew Fox December 12, 2006

Craberanette

A person, usually female, who fingers him/herself under the covers.

Hopkins: Yo girl you are a major craberanette.

Hennifer: Sorry I am uncomfotable with people watching.

by Nicktheguy who knoes all March 29, 2005

Pretty Crier

A person that is beautiful when they cry. Their eyes shine when they cry. (blue and green eyes mainly)

"Jen you're such a pretty crier, you should cry before leaving the house everyday."

by AAAABOOK July 27, 2017