lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

tbh creature

YIPEE!! the tbh creature is the autism mascot and is very sillay

"The tbh creature is so silly"

by cheesy7 August 30, 2022

Feature Creatures

A term used for accounts that only use the feature section on Ifunny, users who get called this usually get way too mad, acting as if you just called them a racial slur.

"Feature Creatures really like repeating the same jokes over and over."

by Hymen Buster IV October 26, 2020

Sexy little creature

Kelsey Newkirk

Your a sexy little creature

by wonderbread_deluxx June 3, 2009

Vegas creature

A "lady of the night". Fake boobs and ass with bleach blonde hair.

Bro I wrangled in a vegas creature last night. Gave her that beaver hook

by Beaverhookassassian March 6, 2017

Vile Creature

Tiktokers

God, these people are vile creatures.
These vile creatures are plaguing my lawn.

by LondonEnglishSchool March 26, 2021

Walmart Creature

A 600 pound whale of a person fused to a small scooter that goes regularly for food at the Mcdonald's. A shotgun blast to the face fixes these things.

I nearly got run over by one of those Walmart Creatures, Alex. Dammit.

by The Jigga man September 20, 2004