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dead crawfish

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!

(*SPLASH!*)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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Crawfish

One of the most popular southern foods is crawfish.
by alg-272 March 18, 2014
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Tipsy Crawfish

The act of when you get so drunk you make your move on the only chick at the party with crab infestation, and have your way with her.
"Dood Jjoou Cee Dat der chick ovarr dere???"
"Yea bro shes got Crabs"
"nwh man i hed skimp for diner noot crbs, ims a go holler at dat theree mami"
"Ok dude whatever you say...Ugh another soul lost to the Tipsy Crawfish".
by iGSpot. December 21, 2009
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Crayfishing

Jerry said he was going to sell me his car for a deal, and now he's crayfishing on me!
by sassy cakes October 18, 2010
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Kentucky Crawfish

Spend a few months growing out your facial hair, preferably a big bushy 'stache. Find a girl. While eating her out, the aforementioned facial hair will tickle her area. When she laughs, smack the shit out of her face.
Holy shit, did you just Kentucky Crawfish that bitch?
by Le Parch August 29, 2010
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Biloxi crawfish

gential lice you catch from unsavory woman at the project longue in biloxi Missiissppi
I took this whore home from the project last night and that bitch gave me a case of Biloxi crawfish.
by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007
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Crapfishing

Deliberately posting inaccurate information online for the purpose of humour, with the aim of getting lots of comments and reactions from people who a) don't get the joke, or b)do get the joke but feel compelled to comment in a way that lets other people who got the joke know that they too got the joke and are thus smart, funny, sexy, handsome etc...
Oh look, Dave's just posted how Darth Vader is his favourite Star Trek Character because he's such a positive role model for disabled people. Looks like he's Crapfishing again.
by Crab with a Choc Ice June 19, 2020
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