Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?
Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater
Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater
by jpen July 26, 2014
(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
by Rick Roberson January 01, 2012
“Dude what the fuck happened to all the blow?”
“My bad man, I gave Britney the old coco crater last night, she ended up ripping one while I was under procedure and it sent the blow all over my face like a powdered donut.”
“My bad man, I gave Britney the old coco crater last night, she ended up ripping one while I was under procedure and it sent the blow all over my face like a powdered donut.”
by Johnny Legend November 25, 2021
Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.
Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
by wisss March 29, 2008
1. a chill spot.
2. the sunken in center of your mattress. when flipping it doesn't do shit because it's double sided. it's usually been there for so long that you find yourself unable to sleep in a bed without one.
3. a grassy knoll.
2. the sunken in center of your mattress. when flipping it doesn't do shit because it's double sided. it's usually been there for so long that you find yourself unable to sleep in a bed without one.
3. a grassy knoll.
casey: "I need to switch the cushions because this one is caving in in one spot."
me: "A home crater."
casey: "Yeah."
me: "A home crater."
casey: "Yeah."
by BlackTangledHeart November 30, 2009
Small rocks generated by the impact of an asteroid, or any other number of celestial bodies, on the surface of another, larger celestial body (including that of the earth).
Noob: Shoot dude! When the asteroid hit, the shrapnel almost killed me!
Creation Scientist: Rofl, noobsauce!!1one!eleven! They're called crater tots!
Creation Scientist: Rofl, noobsauce!!1one!eleven! They're called crater tots!
by hydrogens October 04, 2007
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