CrapChat

When you're Snapchatting your friends or significant other and you send some fugly-ass pictures to each other.

That bitch and I were Crapchat each other last night and I don't think that I unsee her face.

by Notechoecity December 1, 2016

camshafting

Penetrating someone as if your dick was a shaft attached to a elliptical cam.

I was camshafting his bussy and we both exploded.

by Mega Penisaurus Rex March 23, 2021

CrapShit Fart

An art and commentary YouTuber more commonly known as CreepShow Art. Now most known for stalking and harassing fellow art YouTuber Emily Artful then proceeding to write a self-insert tragic backstory fanfiction in which she framed herself as the victim of the actions she actually perpetrated against Emily.

Amy: Hey why hasn't Creepshow Art posted in a while?
Michael: You mean CrapShit Fart? Yeah she got cancelled.

by MAVERiK_NiPKiN November 19, 2021

Fare Crapshoot

An attempt to ask people on a bus that only accepts change to break one dollar bills so that you can pay the fare.

"If the Bee-Line bus system accepted dollar bills, then I wouldn't be doing a fare crapshoot right now."

by tyankou December 22, 2009

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018

crapshot

A screenshot of a bug, usually done by QA for the software developers.

- My screen is half grey!
- Could you please take the crapshot, grandma?
- sends whatsapp message
- Oh, why have you pulled the task bar all the way up?

by bugpower March 12, 2014

colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus

Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing

by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015