crapcap

Alternative version of asshat.

Don't be such a crapcap, crapcap.

by Greg K Nicholson August 31, 2004

Claphapel

A word with no grammatical limitations. Can be used in any situation.
1. Defined as "when you're like uh.. ah... arggh@".
A translation being: when you wake up (or are woken up) early in the morning, and you're already mentally active when you're on the computer.
2. A general term of annoyance and frustration, though not very harsh.

'That's what u get when u claphapel me this early'
'You're claphapeled all the time'
'You're not a very claphapelly person.'

by The masked invader of minds January 24, 2009

CrapApp

One's favorite App they use while taking a shit.

Hurry up man I gotta go! Hold on dude I'm using my favorite CrapApp, almost done with this level.

by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017

craplap

A craplap is when you’re receiving a lap dance from someone and they take a fat shit on your lap.

“Aw man i was at club tush and i totally got craplapped, it was awesome!”

by Tushy24you January 27, 2018

craphands

When you eat so much burger king that your hands get huge and fat as shit

Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.

Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.

by chelm_star December 22, 2018

crapaphanalia

All the crap you stuff in your purse/backpack/handbag that you think you can't leave home without but you never actually need.

Dude, my backpack is so heavy.
Yeah, it's all the crapaphanalia you got in there.

by Gabby_Neutron September 13, 2022

CrapApp

Any app that aggressively slams you with unstoppable ads or demands you give it access to all of your personal info. Any rude, data mining, dysfunctional app.

Downloaded this app. Tapped open and immediately slammed with ads forcing me away from app. Or immediately forcing me to agree to its demands to access all of my personal info. Uninstalled. That was an agressive CrapApp. I don't do rude apps.

by WHO watches Docs April 29, 2023