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chapass

Chapass is a condition that arises when: A: you have diarrhead so many times and wiped your anus raw, or B: when you forget to wipe your ass and walk around for the day. The end result is a sore and chafed ass that persists for 2 days at the least.
Chapass dont go away in one day!
by PapaT November 1, 2006
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crapade

A hypothetical (hopefully) drink, analogous to lemonade, which makes the worst of a bad situation. Usually spoken of with great sarcasm.
When life hands you crap, make crapade
by gardyloo April 21, 2004
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sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008
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crapps

Apps that are total crap. Often includes preinstalled apps or bloatware, such as Apple Maps or Internet Explorer for Windows 8. Alternatively, the generic term for apps for Chrome OS, which are also often crap.
- Apple Maps is so much better than Google Maps!
- What are you on about? That's not an app, it's a crapp! Why do you have so many crapps on your iPhone?

(Alternative meaning)
- Hey, what's this? A link to some website with a load of adverts?
- Oh, that's a crapp for my Chromebook. Unfortunately, most of the apps for Chrome OS are crapps.
by robocoder-db April 19, 2015
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crapadingle

Crapadingle: a. a word used to express one’s feelings in a goofy way

b. A synonym for the swear word for poop

c. An insult for when someone is being a crackhead
“You forking crapadingle”
by baboonery4 April 30, 2023
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crapsack

n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.

Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.

Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.
n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack

As an expression:

Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!

What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!

My teacher was being a total crapsack today!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006
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Crapapalooza

"Crapapalooza thats a big school"
by HarryPotterFREAK August 18, 2009
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