crant

the act of being and idiot/complete horseshit, or being named zac thats

have you seen barbarians? its awesome

by woot!@Crant! March 9, 2005

crants

A pile ranging from miniscule to unmanagable in size, composed of various personal accesories, dirty laundry, or even used food utensils/products.

That guy's room was just one big crants, and it smelled like old roast biescht.

by skyeplex September 25, 2006

Crattzelpalck

The systematic method of having sex with a woman on crack, and having her drag her sunken, decaying teeth on your genitiles.

I decided to give the woman the Crattzelpalc, after the night was done.

by David Root April 27, 2004

crantock

1. a place in newquay, in the south of england.
2. a word that can be substituted into any sentence.

1. last summer i stayed for a week in crantock.
2. girl: you ok?
boy: no, i'm feeling a bit crantock today to be honest.

boy: i sure as hell like the look of that crantock you've got there!

boy: get your crantock away from my crantock, or i will just have to call the crantock!

by lauralegend August 6, 2008

cranezy

When a crane at a construction site is so incredible and/or tall that it blows your mind.

You: "Wow! I can't even see where that crane ends and the sky begins!"
Me: "Cranezy!"

by CraneTank August 25, 2011

crankzilla

Monstrously cranky, ready to explode, yell at someone or break something just to feel better, having rage, swearing a lot.

I am such a crankzilla today! (loud whining..) Oh my f'n god, I feel bad for anyone that talks to me or even looks at me today because I'm ready to punch somebody.

by Dup4 November 11, 2013

cranzy

A person in a state of cringe and regret

Stop being Cranzy bro.

by Cranzyboiii January 5, 2017