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Caricide

Caricide is a condition in which a car wants to commit suicide. It doesn't want continue existing in this world so it attempts to total itself.
Fred bought a used car. The car was quite old and despite all of Fred's loving efforts to fix the car, the car decided to commit caricide and seemlessly roll down the street crashing into another car and instantly resulting in its imminent demise.
by Torrents July 27, 2016
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Crackcident

When you crack a cold one and accidentally crack 8 more
I went to crack a cold one, then had a crackcident and finished the whole case!
by Shiftybusiness September 26, 2018
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Crackcident

n. Unfortunate occurance when an adlay fumbles the glass BBQ, and the gronk dog drops it.
Simmo just had a crackcident with my sweetie.
by WordleGirl January 3, 2026
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Vehicular Crackicide

A (sometimes) unavoidable traffic situation whereupon a random crackhead wonders in front of one's vehicle causing a an accidental collision (one version of a crackcident)--a collision between a driver and a crackhead, possibly resulting in the injury/death of the aforementioned crackhead and definite damage to one's bumper and/or windshield.
Oh shit! That crackhead stepped off the sidewalk right into my car's path--if I had not swerved aside, I might have committed Vehicular Crackicide!
by DickDaze March 21, 2012
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