Craig Ferguson

Scottish late-night tv host, who also acts and writes novels. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson can be seen at 12:35/11:35c on CBS, after Letterman.

Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.

Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.

In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.

1. Friend: "Want to come to my house for a party tonight?"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"

2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by scubasaurus July 31, 2009

cradar

the innate ability to detect crazy people before they bring the crazy. Similar to gaydar.

That girl is hot but she's setting off my cradar.

by DrMezmo August 12, 2009

Malcolm Craig

Malcolm Craig is the drummer from Calpurnia. He is a great and funny person. He makes many happy and plays in the band alongside Jack Anderson, Finn Wolfhard, and Ayla Teslar- Mabe.

Uncultured Person: Hey! Ya know that drummer in Calpurnia?

Cultured Person: Yeah! Thats Malcolm Craig

by paris0309 July 26, 2018

Craig

The biggest enemy of the greg

Guy 1 :"Hey man are you a greg"
Guy 2:"nah im a craig"
Guy 1 :"then yoy shall perish

by Bablinga August 13, 2020

Craicuum

Craic Vacuum. A.k.a. A person incable of having the craic and sucking the craic out of everything.

That doll is a such a craicuum! talk about being a fun sponge! looooser

by funlover2012 February 19, 2011

Caridee

Caridee is one of the coolest, sweetest, funniest girls you’ll ever meet. You need a Caridee in your life, she is amazing. If you meet a Caridee keep her as long as you can. If you mess with her pepare for payback. Caridee is amazing keep her. Caridee

I love Caridee

by CheeckA August 13, 2019

Craig Donovan

To fake your death and come back multiple times

Yo, I heard Thomas pulled a Craig Donovan last week, but he's back and better than ever!

by The Real Drewski July 3, 2020