Crackpot Annie

Basically means you are a nutter.

Shut up, you crackpot Annie!

by lucygoose14 August 18, 2010

crackmint

Lifesaver wintergreen mints that age just a bit so they become somewhat soft and powdery. They become just as addictive as crack and once you eat one, you can't stop.

Holy Crap! You've got crackmints in your lunch! You better have brought enough for everyone.

by iq911506 May 7, 2011

Checkpoint decoy

The act of throw a piece of metal through a metal dector at a airport or any other public place to direct attention away from yourself so you can commit a crime.

beep beep beep
person: where is he?
person#2: whew!
person: damn, he pulled a Checkpoint decoy.

by powdergangerreaper13 June 18, 2011

cracklint

the matter of when one runs down the main road of a local park finding himself in the position to let a small 'fluff' go mid run, leading to a small nugget falling from beneath a pair of boxer shorts, through the tunnel of some trackpants and into the small gap lying beneath an ankle and the outer brim of a sneaker.

simon had an un-expected cracklint incidend whilst running toward the swings

by smashinpiss@10:04am April 18, 2009

crackpot

A real nice girl.

"Yo that girl is so nice, she must be a crackpot.

by Gxxtxr May 13, 2018

crackpon

Crack applied to a tampon then inserted in ones asshole.

Reid:
Dude, last night was a fuckin' blur...why does my asshole hurt like I was raped by a black man?

Andy:
Ummmm...because you were raped by a black man. You took that crackpon like a powerbottom faggot.

by Whisker Lickin May 3, 2009

crackponte

the established motive of a leer or fanny even

image our firsts in the garden what made her crackponte

by serduaq April 7, 2021