crackained

When someone is under the influence of Crack or Cocaine

i was going to take her home , but she was to crackained

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

by Josh April 9, 2004

crackhore

a whore that chases cracks no matter what shape or form it may be in.

look at that crackhore he would take anything home.

by pongopudgoa April 22, 2008

crackpipe

hungry? grab a snickers.

bored? grab a crackpipe.

Shit man.. have you seen my crackpipe? i've been looking for it all day.

by ching0 April 11, 2004

Alcho-crackie

(proper noun) Slang for "Albuquerque".

I got so wasted last night in Alcho-crackie!

by Rebel mamma July 5, 2009

Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.

Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.

by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003