CPS

Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.

My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!

by AProg December 9, 2010

CPS

CPS as in clicks per second, all it is really is clicking as fast as possible to gain an advantage in games such as Minecraft, Idle games including (Cookie clicker, transport defender etc.) You can tend to find websites allowing you to see your scores on clicking speeds and alot of minecraft youtubers that PvP tend to think cps is key.

Woah I reached 10CPS!

by robloxhackerman69 February 17, 2019

CPS

Who the kids in my basement escape to try to call.

(Random gamer): "Gotta go check on the kids in my basement before they call CPS"
*Random Gamer has disconnected*

by Backward-Drawback January 28, 2021

CPS

CPS (Confused Penis Syndrome) - Akwardly arousing situations may cause a CPS.

The following examples might cause a CPS
1. Seeing yourself with the change sex filter
2. 70 year old nip slip
3. Lola Bunny
3. Kim Possible

by BoiMich69 February 21, 2022

CP

child pornography.

pedos like CP

by tyranitarr January 15, 2011

CPS

Clown Point System.

A point system that calculates how much of a clown someone is

Person 1: **Does something stupid

Person 2: That’s 25 clown points for the CPS!

by niteflyer March 11, 2020

cps

Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.

That girl is totally a 5 cps.

by Monsieur C May 8, 2014