Ghetto Commandments

Made popular by T-Pain's Freaknik musical special. 10 commandments that gangstas must live by. The commandments are as follows

1. If thou art a bitch ass nigga, thou shall not breath.
2. Puff Puff Giveth.
3. Thou shall not loveth thy hoe.
4. Thou shall not Knocketh thy hustle.
5. Real shalt recognize real.
6. Thou shall not pop bottles on models.
7. It's no fun if the homies Getteth none.
8. Never covet thy neighbors hoe.
9. Thou shall not snitch.
10. FUCKETH the police.

Break any of the Ghetto Commandments and Trap Jesus will smite thee

by rallymonkey12 October 27, 2012

republic commando

great star wars themed first person shooter for xbox and pc. despite being a star wars title, it defies their habit of making childish games and makes a game everty bit as thoughtful as halo: combat evolved. in it, you command a squad of clone commandos during the clone wars. they are an elite squad fo four, and you complete various missions behind enemy lines.

noob: i'm gonna go play Pariah
Haxor: noob, time for Republic commando

by Snowman McKnives June 12, 2005

comanionship

Time that men spend together doing manly things. Drinking beer, looking at women, playing xbox.

Jay and I are going to meet up for some comanionship later. I have a 2-4 and he has halo 3 on his Xbox 360.

by LouieDG May 7, 2008

Cortex Command

Cortex Command is an awesome in-development game that is a cross between a third-person 2d shooter and an RTS.
So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.

Go play Cortex Command, then you'll have your example.

by iwillcontrolyou December 15, 2008

The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.

'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'

by haribobo January 31, 2012

[colman]

The sweetest, most caring guy in the world. He has a big heart and is extremely smart. He loves all of the people around him so much and he is such an amazing person. You will never meet someone who acts the same as him because he is so different than everyone else. However, when you get to know him, you will love being around him. His laugh and adorable smile makes other people happy, and he always comforts others no matter what their situation is. He truly cares about his family and will always be loyal to those he loves. He is so funny, reliable, talented, romantic, compassionate, and so special. Don’t be surprised if you fall in love with a Colman- he will change your life!

Damn, Colman really is a 10/10!!

by prettylittlerant May 6, 2019

Commando

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others.


(n.) A non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. Far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.

I'm going commando-be afraid- I may bugger you


Ahm gooweeng co-MANDU, be Afreed, I may kill your ahmies.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004