colosus

Chair-breaking, donation-stealing, sig-removing, donut-eating administrator of the Tribalwar Forums.

Colosus, I figured your crybaby fatass would have taken my sig away for breaking NO RULES whatsoever.

by Meber June 1, 2004

Shadow of the Colossus

A fucking great game. Better than any pussy ass ps3 or 360 game. This fucker had you killing 16 bad ass bosses in a row in a fucking sexy environment. This game is the greatest game i ever played. Man, After playing this game you'll want to burn the box and inject the smoldering ashes into your retina. And check out this mutha fucka, the third in the series is coming out soon. Jesus I almost had a heart attack and a stroke when I heard this shit. Fuckin' Japs man, They make killer games. For the PS2, and its only $20, TWENTY DOLLARS. MAN YOU COULD BUY A SPAYED CAT OR BUY THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE.

Harley: Hey man I just bought MW2 wanna play?

Jack: No, ill play Shadow Of The Colossus, the game that'll rape your mother and kill your dog.

Harley:....

by Albatrosslawl August 5, 2010

colossal shit

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs

I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

colossal cock

A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.

Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.

Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Colosseum Freak

When a guy performs a Colosseum Job on a friend to play a trick on him.
He opens the bathroom door while his friend is urinating or defecating.

The friend either gets embarrassed and cries, or chases his friend half-naked to give him the beating of his life.

*guy1 is peeing*
*guy2 opens the door*
Guy2: Colosseum!
*guy1 cries*

*guy1 is defecating*
*guy2 opens the door*
Guy2: Colosseum!
Guy1: Come here you Colosseum Freak, I'll beat the shit out of you!

by cjredskin September 13, 2009

Colosseum

The Colosseum is a historical theater located in Rome, Italy. In the days of the Roman Empire, emperors held public events in it. The Colosseum is an elliptical amphitheater which could seat up to 50,000 audience members, and had a special Emperor's Box from which the king of Rome himself could witness the shows.

The Colosseum was used mainly for gladiator tournaments, war reenactments, sea battle plays, and public executions. It also held occasional spectacles such as mock animal hunts, and dramas.

Tourist: Sir, when do we get to the Colosseum?

Tour Guide: That's our next stop.

by DictionaryDefinitionManiac February 23, 2013

Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.

Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.

by John Pidcock December 22, 2008