Covid-19

A new virus that emerged in 2019. Transmission of Covid occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles in between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include hyper-vigilant cleansing, distrust of friends and neighbors, and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights for the perception of safety. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.

I sure hope the government will give us back our freedom once the Covid-19 is gone!

by montag123 March 25, 2021

COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

by CBinion91 April 7, 2020

The Covid 19

Like the "freshman 15" but it's the weight you gain from being stuck in quarantine.

My mom asked if i gained weight and i said "yeah i got a case of 'The Covid 19'

by Dickerson231 April 21, 2020

Covid-19

A curse as by the YouTube company

I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me

by The Polisa man July 18, 2020

Covid-19

A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!

Joe tested positive for Covid-19!

by . . . March 24, 2020

Covid/19

Covid/19 a diesise cause because of China and their animalistic ways

That boy has Covid/19

by Capone37482747 April 27, 2020

COVID-19

EXAMPLE COVID-19 is COVID-18's big brother. They came from China. They are in my country too now. right now COVID-19 is having BBQ with me.

It's not funny seriously. jokes over. Don't be a dick and think you can go to your girlfriends place and go (This Space should not be seen by children. These days really children on ta'l about that) I am serious.

Cough * Cough

Cough Cough. Stay away from me Bitch.

Holy shit. Social distancing. Get away from me. COVID-19

by The Cock whisperer May 17, 2020