Clusterfuck

A way to describe the current economic state and quality of life in South Sudan.

"Did you hear about South Sudan?"
"Yeah, it's a real clusterfuck"

by blairjohnstone June 15, 2021

clusterhug

one of the best songs by idkhow and it's property of @idkhowallows on twitter

"clusterhug is an amazing song and it's Gene's song, we'll I should stream razzmatazz by idkhow they're great!

by idkhowallows October 27, 2020

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

clusterfuck trifecta

This is the perfect storm of government, in which there is simultaneous failure of all three levels of government: local, state, and federal.

The handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was a clusterfuck trifecta par excellence.

by Duckbutt July 26, 2006

clusterfucklet

Clusterfucklet - (noun) official management term to describe something not quite so catastrophic as a true Clusterfuck, but certainly exhibiting more clusterfuckiness than a mere ballsup.

The clusterfucklet reported in the morning didn't bring the ENTIRE system down, but enough to cause some shouty emails in various directions

by tangentc June 2, 2016

clusterfuckemus

The unrelenting and unceasing fuckening of one's life by outside forces such as governmental ineptitude, inadequate world pandemic response, unending financial crises, escalating social unrest and the total denial of reality by a significant percentage of the population.

The year 2020 has been a total clusterfuckemus.

by ILUsion54 November 13, 2020

royal pooch clusterfuck

To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'

Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.

by wkc December 1, 2006