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School Counselor

Annoying people that don’t care about your life. In other words, people paid to look like they give a damn, but actually only care about the money. They show you pathetic posters and ask you how you feel, but when you answer fine, they dump crap into your answer and ask you to elaborate. They also forcefully ask you private information and say the information is safe with him, except the counselor is the one person who keeps on making you talk about what you don’t want to.
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: I’m fine.
Person 1: Elaborate, fine is not a good enough answer.
Person 2: Tf? Are you a school counselor?
by Ol_olhag April 16, 2019
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Counseling

To give professional advise or guidance for resolving emotional conflicts, personal conflicts, interpersonal conflicts, marital conflicts, marital discords, emotional problems, emotional conflicts, psychospiritual issues, while can affirm the client's own spiritual journey, can dissuade and guide regarding dysfunctional beliefs, thoughts, emotions, and behaviors.
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by Q's Ministry of AIWP February 3, 2010
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YMCA Counseling Service

A facility that employ's "counselors" to "help you" but their main objective is to harass,manipulate and brainwash. Also known as a cult.
Michelle: Hey Paul, Have you been to the YMCA Counseling Service? I heard they help children, teenagers and parents alike!

Paul: No, I have not but my cousin Jack did and he was brainwashed!
by Lead Pencil November 24, 2009
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The Counselor

Roy: Hey John ya stonner cunt, wanna go see The Counselor?

John: Yeaaah man, the Counselors sick!

Jake: LOL U GUYZ R SEE COUNSELOR? WAUT RETARD NOOBS

Roy, John: "Trollface.jpeg"
by Life, so, unnecessary. June 3, 2010
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gwen..the.counselor

Literally me. Thats me. No body else. ME. ME. THAT IS ME. DONT FAKE ITS YOU
by Im..not..your..mother June 30, 2021
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Councel

A trumped up government position - invented by the 45th President of the United States. This fabricated position is seen in the eyes of its creator as yet another 'yes man' whose sole purpose is to blindly follow, agree with and support the 45th President while lacking free thought, free will and conscience. The ultimate role of the councel (in the mind of the positions creator) is to become another silent 'fall guy' for the 45th President.
Disgraced and discredited Bob Mueller and his whole group of Angry Democrat Thugs spent over 30 hours with the White House Councel, only with my approval, for purposes of transparency.

The failing @nytimes wrote a Fake piece today implying that because White House Councel Don McGahn was giving hours of testimony to the Special Councel, he must be a John Dean type “RAT.”
by streetlightserenader August 22, 2018
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