Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 1, 2015

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You broke Urban Dictionary's twitter you dumb piece of shit.

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Yep, you broke it alright.

by Someone of non-imporance August 19, 2013

Fauxvid Cough

Cough caused by allergies or a common chest cold, but not related to COVID-19. This is often met with looks of horror or disdain.

You should have seen the people scatter at the checkout line when I started to fauxvid cough. I just got my test back and I'm negative.

by JettyHfield October 6, 2020

BP Cough

A very recent term I picked up straight from the mouths of the local residents of the US Gulf Coast States, especially from Louisiana, which refers to, and defines coughing so hard due to the respiratory illnesses caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil following the BP oil spill and drill last year.

Some Gulf Residents in their outrage against BP also attached Skin Rashes to the BP Cough illness. Without a shadow of a doubt , the atmospheric pollution and contamination caused by the poisonous fumes, flames and soot of crude oil might lead to many other illnesses which the local people are still unaware of but the BP COUGH here , for the sake of clarity, only defines a disease that hits the lungs.

Diagnosis : BP COUGH
Prescription Drug. BE PATIENT.

AS an example, I take my pledge , analogy and definition to Edgar Alan Poe who, in his only complete novel, The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket (1838) once picked up the strange voices the natives of the Island of Nantucket produce; and to his surprise, he found out that those voices are similar to the voices of the big white birds. Nature was the teacher back then. “Art is an Imitation” as Aristotle defined it. The story is not the same today regretfully. The Zillionaire Companies and the Billionaire villains are screwing nature up for the sake of fat pockets. They don’t care. Today, they are leaving nothing for the Artist to imitate or pick up from Nature. We live in a world of flux, constant change. Nothing is taken for granted and nothing is ever the same. Therefore, I have no option but to define the disastrous consequences of destroying Nature and Man. It is the “BP Cough as the locals” of Louisiana call it. (Gulf Residents at BP meeting: We were treated like criminals”) , World Bog, NBC News, 4-14, 2011.

by Jay Musleh May 11, 2011

Lodge Cough

When your lung turns itself inside out because of the toxic amount of chlorine (Cl) in the indoor pool at Great Wolf Lodge

Victoria couldn't see OG Code 3 because she succumbed to the power of Lodge Cough

by PapaLG April 18, 2018

Far cough

An unfriendly euphemistic expression asking another person to decamp. Similar to the biblical phrase "Go forth and multiply".

Far cough you slimy cunt-faced son of a bitch.

by Cynical bloke September 10, 2018

Smokers Cough

A cough resembling a smoker coughing due to bad lungs.

*cough*....... *cough cough*

"Damn, son that's some bad smokers cough."
"Yeah i know."

by Patty cake. May 1, 2010