cocklock

A cocklock is a form of gay sex when two men rub their erect penises against each other.

Oprah enjoys watching young boys engage in homo-erotic activities such as the traditional cocklock.

by Oprah Hilton August 3, 2007

CouchMonkey

A story that strings the audience along a long, long, long path with no punchline, esp. in discussion threads.

Rickroll of 2009.

See: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4228089&IDComment=48987239#c48987239

Don't read that post -- it's a CouchMonkey!

by schnoober February 23, 2009

Cocklock

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.

I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?

by Miguel August 14, 2003

coclock

Knocking somebody's shit back.

"You just got coclocked."

"I had to coclock him."

"You better be careful, or she's going to coclock you."

Knocking somebody's shit back.

"You just got coclocked."

"I had to coclock him."

"You better be careful, or she's going to coclock you." Deck K.O.

by Fuzzywuzzy214 August 24, 2016

Cocklock

When your cock is at maximum ridgidity for a prolonged time even after several sexual episodes with completion. must maintain the erection for at least 5 hours. Also known as Cockluck, if term is used by recipiant.

After 5 hours, and not being able to fuck away an erection, I determined I had cocklock.

by VaGinaRaider April 25, 2009

cocklocker

a highschool boys locker room

In a cocklocker screams can be heard for miles, yet no questions are asked.

by Rapease June 16, 2011

couchsucker

Associate Member who begins sleeping on the couch without paying any additional rent.

Like couchsurfer, couchsucker is one who has overstayed his welcome. Like a rotten fruit.

by sasona420 September 1, 2009