Costanza

One that is tight with money.

Dude, you're such a freakin Costanza.

by bcaster June 1, 2006

Costanza

A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.

It's hard to have sex when you're Costanza.

by jammiep September 12, 2011

George Costanza Answering Machine

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

by VFL98 August 26, 2014

Cosianatied

Cosianatied (cos-ee-anna-teed) is a word meaning to be mauled by a heard of fluffy cows that was orchestrated by two friends from their remote island.

Friend #1: "poor guy got cosianatied"
Friend #2: "aw man poor dudes never gonna be the same"

by mm.spook👻 January 11, 2021

Casean

BADASS DUDE WHO CAN KICK ANYONE ASS ANYDAY. HAS MORE BIG BALL ENERGY THAN DWAYNE ROCK JOHNSON. HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN DEMARCUS

YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE MORE LIKE. Casean

by SOCK Oprah April 4, 2021

Costanza

An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.

After Thanksgiving I usually have a Costanza.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

Coreana

Coreana: has the most beautiful eyes- once you see them, you're trapped. She is always hiding what she really feels, and puts on a happy face. She can get very crazy sometimes and be the life of the party. Coreana's are the cutest, nicest, most interesting, most gorgeous species known. She is exciting, adventurous, and outgoing. She might make some bad decisions, but she learns. Coreana's are very rare, so if you catch one- hold on to her!

Person 1: Whoa man, look at her!
Person 2: Oh, she's gorgeous, she MUST be a Coreana.

by your daily neighbor-stalker April 23, 2013