corpus

Corporation night club. aka corp.. aka corpus

corpus t'night then shag?

by Jobie February 20, 2005

Corpus Cavernosum

the secret fourth curse in harry potter that when used rips off the penis of the victim and begins to insert itself in said persons asshole until said person dies, but if it is used on a girl the spell will back fire and do that to yourself

harry used corpus cavernosum on ron

by will.i.am96 December 1, 2010

chelsea corpus delicti

a fat cunt who is also one of the worlds biggest hipocrites, literally. often used as an online title.

wow, did you see that chelsea corpus delicti page? what a retard.

by Mr. kibbleybitts June 30, 2008

Coprus

To be tricked into buying something expensive by an attractive salesperson as you were seduced, likely as you've not gotten laid for many years.

Dude, you don't even have a house. Why did you buy insurance for it? Sounds like you're a Coprus.

LOL the bitch told him she'd meet him for coffee when he came to pick up the car, so he bought it! What a fucking Cop!

by Kultus May 18, 2010

Corpus Bogart

How you refer to someone when they are completely sucking at life. Being unfun, a fun-ruiner, buzzkill, jackoff or just an all around lame. You can usually spot one of these people by the lack of joy in their face, permanent scowel, or constant need to suck the life and humor out of any situation.

Katie: "what's up with Jeff today?"
Amanda: "I don't know but he is sucking more then usual"
Both: "Corpus Bogart!" (High five)

by urmom123789 April 25, 2014

corpus christi day

definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.

“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”

by Seymoore Buttz May 8, 2018

Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

by DrJay361 May 13, 2023