To be tricked into buying something expensive by an attractive salesperson as you were seduced, likely as you've not gotten laid for many years.
Dude, you don't even have a house. Why did you buy insurance for it? Sounds like you're a Coprus.

LOL the bitch told him she'd meet him for coffee when he came to pick up the car, so he bought it! What a fucking Cop!
by Kultus May 18, 2010
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