Coprus 

To be tricked into buying something expensive by an attractive salesperson as you were seduced, likely as you've not gotten laid for many years.

Dude, you don't even have a house. Why did you buy insurance for it? Sounds like you're a Coprus.

LOL the bitch told him she'd meet him for coffee when he came to pick up the car, so he bought it! What a fucking Cop!

Coprus by Kultus May 18, 2010

Cyprused 

When you go to sleep at night, and wake up the next day and find your bank account frozen, your bank branch closed and the online bank site shut down. It is the joy of getting corzined on a more widespread scale. When and if your bank reopens, you will likely find most of your current account balance gone.

Don't worry though, the systemically important people (ie - not you) would have been tipped off and would have moved all of their funds out of the bank in advance.

Eurotrash finance ministers have used the mediterranean island of Cyprus as the template for robbing bank depositors to prop up the zombie western finance economies, in March of 2013. Coming soon to a nation that uses fractional reserve banking near you!

Did you hear about Steve? He had his retirement nest egg in a savings account, and was trying to scrape by on social security and interest. He thinks he's about to get Cyprused as his bank apparently went under, and the FDIC is flat broke!

Hope he likes dog food.

Cyprused by Davester75 March 31, 2013

north of corpus 

A point that is five inches from the sun.

Referenced very briefly in the namesake song by metal band "The Last Ten Seconds of Life" on their album "Soulless Hymns released in 2015.

The phrase can be heard at approximately 27 seconds, and can be used to describe somethings general location if you are a person who finds humor in referencing music in day to day conversation.

"North of Corpus, Five inches from the sun! Spilling out at both ends
Feeling like a dead man"

Person 1 : "Do you know where I left my keys?"
Person 2 : "I think they are North of Corpus"
Person 1 : "This is why your family is dead -.-"

north of corpus by jogroar February 20, 2015

Habeas Corpus 

The right of habeas corpus is the constitutionally bestowed right of a person to present evidence before a court that he or she has been wrongly imprisoned.

The law just can't keep you locked up, execute you, or decide your fate without a determination of whether you've committed a crime or not.

Section 9 of the US constitution states - The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

Since September 11th, Habeas Corpus has been suspended and the government has the right to execute enemy combatants without trial. They've also passed law that they can execute American citizens without trial as well if they are considered a threat.

President Bush and Lincoln are the only two presidents to suspend Habeas Corpus and it is still currently suspended under the Obama administration (2010) giving the federal government full rights to assassinate whom ever they deem necessary without accusation or trial.

Habeas Corpus by ImyoHuckleberry April 12, 2010

Corpus Christi Parish 

A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.

Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!

Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.

Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha

Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo

Corpus Christi Parish by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

Copus 

The guy that gets all the ladies,The most athletic, cool, funny, and swaggy person alive, Someone everyone wants to be.

Man, i wish i was Copus!

Copus by lifestyle420yoloswak November 16, 2014

Corpus Bitty 

A slut who attends Corpus Christi and is a complete lowlife back stabbing bitch who wears make-up four shades too dark and about as much eye liner as a raccoon. They are not to be trusted and will turn against you. They will never tell you the full story and are drama queens. Don't forget the crop tops, low rise jeans and skiing socks with their moccasins! Oh and her boobs? Yeah she wears a double push up bra with a bando. You're welcome for the spoiling of the illusion.

Person 1: Damn, that girl is hot!

Person 2: Hell nawh, she's a corpus bitty

Corpus Bitty by i-hate-everyone December 18, 2011