corncob

The act of

1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties
2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt
and..
3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob

Antoinette: Hey Stan, did you bring the butter and salt?
Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing

by Pat Miledgy September 11, 2011

Corncob

Highest level of fuckboy you can achieve

quit talking shit, you're a fucking corncob

by All mighty trap lord March 17, 2015

CORNCOBBED

When a guy is worried that a girl might have some form of a STD. Just to be safe when he recieves a blow job, he requests she doesnt get the tip wet. Only the sides are safe for the blowjob.

Guy 1- Damn bro, that girl you hooked up with last night probably had an Std.
Guy 2- Don't worry dude, she just corncobbed me.
Guy 1- Your safe then, no worries.

by JSideas February 15, 2019

russian corncob

This is a 69 position. You are eating a girl out and she is sucking your dick. You are also plugging her nose, while there is a corncob in her asshole. She gags on ur penis and tries to talk and she sounds russian.

Me and this girl russian corncobbed last night! I learned some new words!

by Cptn. Kern Cobb June 9, 2009

Corncobbing

1. When performing fellatio, licking or kissing up and down the shaft of the penis rather than taking the head in one's mouth; implies that the fellatio is unskilled, ignorant, or that the giver is bafflingly trying to perform "original" fellatio.

2. In music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.

1. "I lost my hard-on because she was just corncobbing me."

2. "Why didn't he just play an E chord? He's just corncobbing."

by peripatetic June 23, 2006

corncobbed

to be screwed over on any sort of in any way. Use of word ranges from buying a used car to being cut off in traffic. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out it literally means to be fucked in the ass with a corncob.

Ben: "Hey Curtis, what did you get on your english essay?"
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...

by goatrenter August 11, 2012

Rusty Corncob

Referring to a herpes stricken ( or other similar STD) male penis that has not be used in awhile.

Honey, why won't you let me use my rusty corncob?

by Digital V August 20, 2008