cornell

Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia

Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"

Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"

by bobbysss July 31, 2008

Cornell Girl

A girl who attends Cornell and is very smart, cool, pretty, slick, and suddenly after a week becomes blah because she is around boring smart people 24/7.

Sophie: Hey did you talk to Ashley last night?

Amy: Yeah, it is like she has become a Cornell Girl.

Sophie: Oh, boo.

by slycatstix August 26, 2009

cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

cornell withdrawl

The withdrawl the body goes through when without Cornell for over 12 hours....may also be defined as when "Walmart" is in dire need of some lil tetrah. Symptoms may include crankiness, fatigue, muscle spasams, and/or involuntary sobbing.

Susan is having serious cornell withdrawl after only 18 hours of being without him.

by monkeys1017 July 8, 2014

Rusty Conwell

When a chick is fucked in the ass with such ferocity that she bleeds and shits on your dick, then you proceed to make her suck you cock.

So how'd it go last night?
Dude this girl is a freak! I told he I wanted to give her a Rusty Conwell and she was totally down!
Gross.

by dirty dick sanchez October 16, 2010

Cornwellian soliloquy

A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.

His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.

by duskydesert August 5, 2006

Cornelly

Split into North Cornelly and South Cornelly, the latter being slightly more acceptable. Both are places usually inhabited by people who can't afford to live in Porthcawl, not even New Road end. Usually associated with slums, beer, hangovers, more beer and the "Gambo".

"Dude I really want to move out of my parents house in Porthcawl, but I can't afford anything around there...I'll probably just buy a house in Cornelly, they're going for about a fiver"

by Dave100 April 16, 2009